The good. The bad. And the punny.

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The good. The bad. And the punny.

Whether they have your whole body in stitches or have your face in your hands with embarrassment, dad jokes are always a classic. Side-splitting, awkward, laugh-out-loud, head-shaking dad jokes.

Here at the BDBA, we love dads, dad-like figures, and, most of all, the jokes! Our tiny team of 6 has already cycled through all the material we have on file, and now we need YOUR help!

From Friday, June 7th through Saturday June 15th, we want you to send us the most dad-of-all-dad jokes. Please send us the ones you’ve heard, the ones you created, the ones that had you in tears, and everything in-between. We’ll post your jokes to our BDBA Instagram account as a story. The top three (3x) stories with the most likes will have you chuckling all the way to Burlington Downtown – because the top three stories with the most likes will win one of three (3x) $50.00 Burlington Downtown Gift Cards. Accepted at over 80 businesses in our downtown, treat Dad to a day he’ll chuckle about for years to come.

Shall we get the giggle-ball rolling? Here are our BDBD staff picks for the mack-daddy of dad jokes:

Alison – “What’s the past tense of a clematis? A clemat-was”.

Jaclyn – “How many storm troopers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re all on the dark side.”

Leah – “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?” (hint: it’s not R) “It’s the C!”

Brian – “Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bay-gulls.”

Dayna – “What do you call a wizard who’s good with ceramics? Harry Pottery.”

Lorrie – “’Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!’”

Want in on all of the LOL’s? See below for all the contest info.

It’s all here, bad jokes and all!

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How to join the contest:
Send your dad jokes to marketing@burlingtondowntown.ca, and we’ll get them added to our Instagram stories within 24 hours! Use the subject line “Dad Jokes” and include your joke, and first and last name. We’ll add the background when we post!

How to win:
On June 16th, we’ll review all submissions and tally up the likes per story. The top three (3x) stories with the most likes will win one (1x) $50.00 Burlington Downtown Gift Card each. Winners will be contacted via the email used to apply to arrange prize collection on June 19th.

Contest rules:
One entry per person throughout the duration of the contest. Each winner will receive one (1x) $50.00 downtown gift card. Submissions will be subject to content vetting by the BDBA team. BDBA retains the right to decline submissions at their discretion. Submissions will be added within 24 hours after submission. Each participant and their submission acknowledges and through participating consents that their submission, once posted on BDBA socials, will include both the applicant’s first initial and full last name. Submissions deemed inappropriate will not be eligible for entry. Please see the BDBA Digital Media Policy for more information. Winners will be contacted via the email used to apply to arrange prize collection. Submissions accepted via email only to the email listed above.

 

 

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